Ahhh…coffee

YOU KNOW YOU’VE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN…

~ You can type sixty words a minute…with your feet.

~ Instant coffee takes too long.

~ You chew on other people’s fingernails.

~ You answer the door…before people knock.

~ You sleep with your eyes open.

~ You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

~ You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.

~ You’re the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don’t even work there.

~ You lick your coffeepot clean.

~ You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

~ You’re so wired you pick up FM radio.

~ You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug!

3 Responses to “Ahhh…coffee”

  1. FT2 Says:

    I have caught up on every post since you started your blog. And to think I wanted to be productive today (got up at 5:30). But your blog is excellent and I look forward to more.

    So here I am commenting on one of your light posts just to fill in your blank comment posts.

    KT says happy birthday and she is getting your present in the mail today…well when pressed she says soon. Pray for her (us) she is stressed.

    Love you lots.

    FT2

  2. jasmine Says:

    LOL!! I think I spit coffee on my keyboard.

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