Archive for the ‘Quote of the Day’ Category

What is, “The lightening came out and tickled!”

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

Sally’s comment after she stuck tweezers into an electrical outlet.

Tickled, eh? And now the outlet is dead.

What is, “You’re my last piece!”

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Sally was overheard saying this in the bathroom, right after she said, “Poop, will you PLEASE come out?!?!”

What is, “And then he has to hand her a seed!”

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Sally came to me the other day and said, “Mommy, the only people that can see someone’s bottom are her mommy and her daddy, right?”

“Well, and your doctor,” I added. “And your husband.”

Sally said, “Yeaaaahhhh! Because she’s having a baby. And then he has to hand her a seed!”

Right. That’s the order. She has the baby, hubby gets a little peek, and then he hands her a seed.

What is, “They were all fat and wearing Nascar shirts…”

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

“…they looked just like the Waffle House crowd!”

My perceptive son Ben said this after we passed a small group picketing the anti-smoking ban in front of the courthouse. Ya know…he wasn’t far off in his description.

What is, “Mom, I wish I had a tail!”

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

One of my sons made this random remark after observing the cats for a few minutes.

What is, “I’m a fun guy!”

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

Chewydad said this as he walked into the room and heard Ben and me discussing fungi.

Get it? Fungi…Fun guy….

Oh, he’s a funny one that Chewydad.

What is, “If we have a dinner like that again, we should have spinach for dessert.”

Monday, January 14th, 2008

Sam said this after I served a highly unusual dinner….Banana splits!

What is, “WHOA! Barack Obama’s theme song is by U-2??? Now you HAVE to vote for him!”

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Ben, who continued, “Now he’s my favorite person in the world! Next to Bono.”

What is, “It was a win-win-win situation!”

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

Ben, telling me about Sally buying a soft drink today. She took a dollar bill to church. She put the one dollar into the machine, and was REALLY EXCITED because the machine gave her THREE THINGS back!!!! Oh boy!!!! A Fanta orange and two quarters.

What is, “This sounds like it will be about as successful as the Articles of Confederation”

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

DS15, the little smartypants, commenting upon my new chore chart and my plan for keeping our house straight.

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