Chewymom

Sally’s comment after she stuck tweezers into an electrical outlet.

Tickled, eh? And now the outlet is dead.

Sally was overheard saying this in the bathroom, right after she said, “Poop, will you PLEASE come out?!?!”

Sally came to me the other day and said, “Mommy, the only people that can see someone’s bottom are her mommy and her daddy, right?”

“Well, and your doctor,” I added. “And your husband.”

Sally said, “Yeaaaahhhh! Because she’s having a baby. And then he has to hand her a seed!”

Right. That’s the order. She has the baby, hubby gets a little peek, and then he hands her a seed.

“…they looked just like the Waffle House crowd!”

My perceptive son Ben said this after we passed a small group picketing the anti-smoking ban in front of the courthouse. Ya know…he wasn’t far off in his description.

One of my sons made this random remark after observing the cats for a few minutes.

Chewydad said this as he walked into the room and heard Ben and me discussing fungi.

Get it? Fungi…Fun guy….

Oh, he’s a funny one that Chewydad.

Sam said this after I served a highly unusual dinner….Banana splits!

Ben, who continued, “Now he’s my favorite person in the world! Next to Bono.”

Ben, telling me about Sally buying a soft drink today. She took a dollar bill to church. She put the one dollar into the machine, and was REALLY EXCITED because the machine gave her THREE THINGS back!!!! Oh boy!!!! A Fanta orange and two quarters.

DS15, the little smartypants, commenting upon my new chore chart and my plan for keeping our house straight.