Chewymom

Sally said this after she had told me that a girl at school said, “I’m going to get my Daddy to beat you up!” And I responded with, “Huh???”

Ahhhh, that blurry line between truth and fantasy….

Ben said that to me when he was trying to talk to me while I was writing on the computer. I told him to HOLD ON a second, because I can’t do two things at once. That was his reply. Smarty pants.

My friend said this to me today as we sat and watched our sons play soccer in 30-something degree rain. I cannot tell you how miserable we were, and we had coats, hats, gloves, scarves. The players had only Under Armor, jerseys, shorts, socks, and shin-guards to keep them warm.

And to think, yesterday we enjoyed a windy, 75-degree afternoon of soccer.

Twenty-four hours and forty degrees make a big difference in the enjoyment of a soccer game!

A man in the grocery store check-out line who seemed shocked by the amount of groceries I was buying, and even more shocked at the number of mouths I feed!

Sally’s comment after she stuck tweezers into an electrical outlet.

Tickled, eh? And now the outlet is dead.

Sally was overheard saying this in the bathroom, right after she said, “Poop, will you PLEASE come out?!?!”

Sally came to me the other day and said, “Mommy, the only people that can see someone’s bottom are her mommy and her daddy, right?”

“Well, and your doctor,” I added. “And your husband.”

Sally said, “Yeaaaahhhh! Because she’s having a baby. And then he has to hand her a seed!”

Right. That’s the order. She has the baby, hubby gets a little peek, and then he hands her a seed.

“…they looked just like the Waffle House crowd!”

My perceptive son Ben said this after we passed a small group picketing the anti-smoking ban in front of the courthouse. Ya know…he wasn’t far off in his description.

One of my sons made this random remark after observing the cats for a few minutes.

Chewydad said this as he walked into the room and heard Ben and me discussing fungi.

Get it? Fungi…Fun guy….

Oh, he’s a funny one that Chewydad.