The Headlines
During my kitchen remodel, I have hardly had time to pick up the newspaper, let alone actually read it. Which means you, my friends, have missed out on all kinds of important news stories. I am going to fix that little problem right here and now.
This morning in our paper, there’s an article titled, “Lawrence man tired of roosters crowing.” And no, my newspaper is not The Onion. Rather than write about this, it would be far funnier to just type in the first paragraph or two for you to read for yourself.
Harvey Norris said he’s going to start blasting music from his back porch to drown the sound of about 50 roosters crowing in a neighbor’s yard….
Norris said the roosters do not limit their noise to daybreak but sound off all day long.
And now you are up to speed on the really important stuff going on my town.